Sh*t Box Keyring – NSFW

Sh*t Box Keyring – For When Your Ride is Rubbish!

Ever had a car that’s more breakdown than breakthrough? A motor that spends more time with the mechanic than on the road? Well, now you can embrace the chaos with our 3D-printed Sh*t Box Keyring!

Crafted with precision (unlike your dodgy old banger), this little charm is the perfect nod to every unreliable clunker, MOT failure, or the legendary “just needs a little work” project car. Whether you’re celebrating a past lemon or currently nursing one back to life, this keyring is a badge of honour for the true car enthusiast.

🔧 Features:

• ✔️ 3D printed in durable, lightweight material – unlike your car, it won’t fall apart!
• ✔️ Designed to resemble the classic “beater” aesthetic – minus the oil leaks.
• ✔️ Compact and stylish – fits perfectly on your keys, toolbox, or rear-view mirror.
• ✔️ The ultimate gift for petrolheads, mechanics, and unlucky motorists alike.

🚗 Perfect For:

• Owners of temperamental cars (we salute you).
• A joke gift for that mate who swears their ‘project’ will be done soon.
• A reminder that things could always be worse… (or maybe not).